All Jazzed Up like a catsuit monarchy

I'm a stripper who posts more pictures of my cat than my boobs.

amazingexplodingwoman:

kellysue:

BITCH PLANET #1 - GEM OF THE MONTHSTORY: KELLY SUE DeCONNICKART / COVER: VALENTINE DE LANDRO DECEMBER 10 / 32 PAGES / FC / M / $3.502014 Best Writer Eisner Award nominee KELLY SUE DeCONNICK (PRETTY DEADLY, Captain Marvel) and VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor) team up for the very third time to bring you the premiere issue of BITCH PLANET, their highly-anticipated women-in-prison sci-fi exploitation riff. Think Margaret Atwood meets Inglourious Basterds. 


Wait, what???

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD. And the more Kelly Sue talks about it the more good it sounds! Also Kelly Sue gave me a non-compliant tattoo today and I was so excited. I took it back to the booth and somehow lost it within five minutes. We didn’t even find it during tear down.

amazingexplodingwoman:

kellysue:

BITCH PLANET #1 - GEM OF THE MONTH
STORY: KELLY SUE DeCONNICK
ART / COVER: VALENTINE DE LANDRO 
DECEMBER 10 / 32 PAGES / FC / M / $3.50
2014 Best Writer Eisner Award nominee KELLY SUE DeCONNICK (PRETTY DEADLY, Captain Marvel) and VALENTINE DE LANDRO (X-Factor) team up for the very third time to bring you the premiere issue of BITCH PLANET, their highly-anticipated women-in-prison sci-fi exploitation riff. Think Margaret Atwood meets Inglourious Basterds. 

Wait, what???

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD. And the more Kelly Sue talks about it the more good it sounds!
Also Kelly Sue gave me a non-compliant tattoo today and I was so excited. I took it back to the booth and somehow lost it within five minutes. We didn’t even find it during tear down.

The Black Keys

—Howlin' For You

majestictunes:

the black keys || howlin’ for you

This song plays typically 80% of the shifts I work and I’ve only managed to give a lap dance during it like twice and that pisses me off more than it should.

(via thedapperbastard)

I’m in Portland and too tired to go see strippers.
This is the saddest way to end the weekend.

Convention over! Time for sushi and sleeping!