All Jazzed Up like a catsuit monarchy

I'm a stripper who posts more pictures of my cat than my boobs.

barefootdramaturg:

jenniferlovely:

oldloves:

Helen Mirren & Liam Neeson had a four year relationship after starring in the 1981 film Excalibur. The couple lived together and Mirren was instrumental in getting the 28 year old Neeson an agent.
Neeson has since remarked in an interview: “I fell in love with Helen Mirren. Oh my god. Can you imagine riding horses in shiny suits of armor, having sword fights and stuff, and you’re falling in love with Helen Mirren? It doesn’t get any better than that.” (.)

Fuck yeah.

I can’t even imagine it. It sounds too too wonderful

I will go to bed dreaming of this life. 

barefootdramaturg:

jenniferlovely:

oldloves:

Helen Mirren & Liam Neeson had a four year relationship after starring in the 1981 film Excalibur. The couple lived together and Mirren was instrumental in getting the 28 year old Neeson an agent.

Neeson has since remarked in an interview: “I fell in love with Helen Mirren. Oh my god. Can you imagine riding horses in shiny suits of armor, having sword fights and stuff, and you’re falling in love with Helen Mirren? It doesn’t get any better than that.” (.)

Fuck yeah.

I can’t even imagine it. It sounds too too wonderful

I will go to bed dreaming of this life. 

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

(Source: twirpy, via endlesslyunamusing)

After spending the evening with Kat and Kris and watching lots of cartoons (Teen Titans Go is a gift to us all) I have come home.
And I am in the correct mindset to listen the the last album Amanda Palmer put out.
I’ve been not listening to it since my final straw with looking past her problematic stuff to see her art was like a month before it came out. But tonight my emotional state is just such that I feel like it’s going to be the right thing to listen to her.

Seattle Theatre Group called me for donations not five minutes after my partner left after we broke up.
I ended up donating to them because the rates were reasonable, I like what they do, and honestly the woman on the phone was so nice and gave me a pep talk about how I shouldn’t feel bad on myself because I sound like a lovely young woman. 

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

(via lectal)